anonymous Funny Status Messages

   Save a horse, ride the bus.

   One man's toxic sludge is another man's potpourri

   ti esrever dna ʇı puɐ ʇı dılɟ uɐɔ

   out of her mind and have gone to look for it.

   going on a magic carpet ride

   thinks your tractor's sexy

   """Turns out I'm not a Jedi after all"" "

   playing music for the hearing impaired.

   When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

   A much wittier reply came to mind immediately after I clicked the 'Share' button.

   "liking the sun, and the letter in between it"

   so great Tony the tigers jealous

   a pocket full of sunshine *

   in the moment...

   putting his left foot in and taking his left foot out - but he is NOT doing the hokie pokie

   compulsively obsessed with OCD

   smells like teen spirit

   wondering if the I.R.S. will noticed she claimed A.I.G. and Obama's mother-in-law as dependents!

   ...To be Continued

   hungry like the wolf.