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If winning was easy, losers would do it.
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08-29-2012 10:55 by
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What's so cool about taking a picture of a bathroom mirror?
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09-02-2012 00:02 by
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In the absence of peace & love, we teach war & hate as an escape from the problems we are too lazy to solve.
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09-04-2012 15:30 by
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You know what's cheaper than reading a book on a Kindle?......Reading a book.
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10-07-2012 06:37 by
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They took cigarette ads of TV because it was bad for our nation's health. Sooo....why can't they do the same for political ads?
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10-08-2012 10:27 by
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A man will simply break a woman's heart, but a woman will take a dump in a man's heart and walk away.
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10-08-2012 23:24 by
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Learning is way more than a test score...
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10-09-2012 02:10 by
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If Obama was Pepsi and Romney was Coca-Cola, then I would definitely drink water or tea.
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10-13-2012 15:32 by
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You know how America votes off contestants on Dancing With The Stars....That would be such a great idea on Keeping Up with the Kardashians.
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10-17-2012 00:52 by
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What people call it the presidential debate, I call it the world's most expensive puppet show.
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10-22-2012 18:27 by
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What people call Pharmaceutical doctors, I call legal drug dealers. Medically certified to kill you. *Ask your doctor if this status is right for you*
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10-24-2012 16:31 by
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Dear Taliban, When you shoot a kid in the head for wanting an education and she doesn't die, how can you be sure that God is on your side?
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10-26-2012 14:13 by
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My homework brings all the Asians to the yard, and they're like "It wasn't that hard"
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10-27-2012 15:31 by
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If you decide to dress up as Lance Armstrong for this Halloween, just remember to give all the candy back at the end of the night.
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10-31-2012 00:48 by
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If the head of the CIA (Petraeus) can't keep a secret such as cheating on his wife, then they're screwed.
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11-09-2012 23:46 by
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It's Thanksgiving. Don't forget to set your scale forward 45 lbs. ahead.
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11-22-2012 00:11 by
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That nervous moment when we're at a Fiscal Cliff and Obama's campaign slogan is "Forward"
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11-29-2012 12:44 by
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Reality T.V. Show Idea: Put The Kardashians, Honey Boo Boo, and the Jersey Shore cast on a island. Have them fight it out until the last one stands and call it "Who Gives A Fu¢k"
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11-29-2012 12:49 by
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You never heard or seen a pothead come home and beat his wife have you?
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11-29-2012 13:02 by
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The internet does not make people ignorant, it just makes their ignorance visible to everyone else.
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12-17-2012 18:07 by
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