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I don't know what the big deal is. Rosa Parks never called shotgun. 
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
You can't force someone to love you, you can only stalk them and hope for the best.
used to hate going to the gynocologist. But now he's old and his fingers shake a little....
I just read that having sex burns just as much calories as running 4 miles. Who the f@&k runs 4 miles in 30 seconds?
out making some changes in hisher life...leave a message and I'll get back yo you. if I don't return your message your one of the changes!
got my hair highlighted, because I felt some strands were more important than others.
hhhmmmmm the state of the union is on the B.E.T. network? I never saw that when Bush was in office.
I give up on life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as FREE FOOD.
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "No" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and...
I dont get it, no one complains when Madonna and Angelina Jolie steal black kids from africa.
I am not sure if I need to get beat up, broke as hell and drive a P.O.S car to get a hot girlfriend. Because that's all I see, ugly is the new hot!
What's black and fills out welfare forms?? A pen, you jerk.
A dog has no use for fancy cars, big homes, or designer clothes. A water log stick will do just fine. A dog doesn't care if your rich or poor, clever or dull, smart or dumb. Give him your heart and he'll give you his.
Cinco de mayo : or as I call it...The day that all the people who complain about Mexicans all the sudden want to celebrate their holiday just so they have a reason to drink today..
My girlfriend is still mad at me because I called her fat last month! Well, you know what they say... Elephants never forget.
if they give you a bib for lobster, they should definitely give you a diaper for Indian food.
99 bottles of beer on the wall. 99 bottles of beer. Take them all down skip the dam song, drink em all at once with a beer bong.
Ok, slow down people. We're starting to evolve in the wrong direction.
Has a huge Migraine.... I think this is gods way of saying quit laughing at Hellen Keller Jokes. 