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Justin Timberlake's grown a beard. We get it, Justin. You're edgy. Now get back to writing songs about how a girl made you cry 
I wish they would quit interupting the commercials with this lame football game!
mexican word for the day: "Herpes". Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
It's like my Fantasy Football players aren't listening to a single word of the speech I gave to my TV.
I'm sorry, I don't find you arousing. No hard feelings.
canceling my subscription!! I'm tired of your issues.
Forget about sexy, I am bringing good manners back!
Tips on falling in love: Don't
Dennis Rodman now has more international relations experience than most of Congress. Let that sink in for a minute.
Have you ever slept so hard that you worry about whether or not the creases on your face will go away?
Not going to debate gun control with people who eat laundry soap and don't know which bathroom to use.
That moment you realize 200+ rioters will be getting slapped with a felony and lose their right to vote. LOL
Mexico isn't doing too well in the Olympics. Anyone who can run, jump, or swim has already gone to the United States.
.... OK ... Let me get this straight ... The best way to honor a poor dude who got shot by cops is smash store windows to get your new Flat Screens and new iPhone 7's .... Did I get this correct?
saving a lot on his child support by switching to condoms.
I don't do cocaine. I just like the way it smells.
I don't see why people are so against gay marriage. I don't have a problem with it. Their main argument is that gay marriage would tear the social fabric. Do you think gays would do anything to harm fabric?
Just told the guy at the second drive-thru window that the guy at the first drive-thru window wants to fight him.
My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks. So I have to sit when I pee now.
Have you ever looked at someone and said to yourself, "Life would be so much better if their mom had just swallowed"? 