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If there's one thing I like to rock,it's casbahs. 
not drunk... just deliciously enlightened.
I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
hey leave me alone, i'm living happily ever after
i believe in recycling.... see i'm wearing same clothes from yesterday !!
I don't understand when people say "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does, but why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
thinks its quite funny that my mate with Attention Deficit Disorder drives a Focus.....
Never looking back doesn't make you an optimist, lady, it makes you a horrible driver.
how come vehicle start to break down as soon as you pay them off... Do manufactures click a botton or something???
I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between ignorance and complete stupidity ... but then someone always comes along and clears it up for me. THANKS!!
Will be getting Rosetta stone for the 2 voices in my head that don't speak English. Wonder if I can get a group discount??
One thing I learned about a vacation you drive to…. my GPS has a female voice and would make the perfect wife… it sits quietly in the car, never complains about my driving, and when it has something to say - it says something useful.
O Friday, O Friday! wherefore art thou Friday? Deny thy other weekdays and refuse thy work hours. Or if thou wilt not, just hurry up and get here already.
anyone else as apprehensive about throwing out a shoebox as I am?
I think this person in the bank drive thru in front of me is refinancing their mortgage.
THEY'RE going THERE with THEIR friends. Seriously it's not rocket science.
since today's date is 90210 this is the closest I'm going to be to being rich, spoiled, and caucasian.
fears Hurricane Earl, but only because it sounds like the prison nickname of a man wearing overalls who beat someone to death with a banjo.
I bet Clint Eastwood uses the most badass denture adhesive available.
I've got this amazing idea that I don't really understand and have no idea how to explain. 