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   messageicon If I die at walmart, PLEASE, drag my body to Cabella's
←Rate | 07-26-2013 09:35 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not sure which is worse: A dry hand job or turkey bacon...
←Rate | 02-27-2013 13:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Won a time machine on eBay. Disappointed when I received a damn clock.
←Rate | 07-08-2011 23:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Having female friends is a lot like having a pet tiger. Fun in theory, but you're always waiting for the day they turn on you.
←Rate | 08-12-2011 16:12 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes you make the right decision, sometimes you make the decision right
←Rate | 03-18-2011 20:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friends don't let friends get tagged in pictures which can cause breakups.
←Rate | 04-10-2011 17:36 by dstny Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I'm using Facebook mobile I always tag myself in my bed with 2 randcom chicks on my friends list.
←Rate | 04-14-2011 15:51 by Master Weeg Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am not looking for a Princess, I am just waiting for a woman who thinks I am a prince.
←Rate | 09-13-2011 08:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing says "I'm a heartless,souless,low life,bottom feeding,inbred,motherf*cking scuz bag" like holding up a protest sign at a funeral.
←Rate | 09-26-2011 13:13 by JBabcock Comments (0)  


   messageicon i woke up at 8:07 this morning, just so I can say that I consciously experienced the 7th minute of the 8th hour, on the 9th of the 10th, in the '11th year.
←Rate | 10-09-2011 09:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you show up at my house without calling first, you'd better be wearing a uniform and delivering the mail.
←Rate | 06-22-2011 15:36 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wishes life was like a Nintendo game, if you had a problem you just take it out and blow on it. And everything would be fine
←Rate | 09-18-2009 15:58 by Ashden Ras Comments (0)  


   messageicon seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
←Rate | 11-13-2010 15:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
←Rate | 11-17-2010 09:01 by Lord Howard Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just signed a 10 million dollar contract to play for the Cowboys next year. Now, I just need to get them to sign it.
←Rate | 11-21-2010 12:52 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon As the 13th miner was about to surface, the sky news presenter described Carlos Barrios as being single, is also a taxi driver and likes horse racing. It's a f-king rescue operation not blind date!
←Rate | 10-14-2010 06:43 by @clarkysj Comments (0)  


   messageicon jaegermeister: its like running down the stairs on Xmas morning and then realizing your Jewish.
←Rate | 01-24-2010 00:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Drama Queens/Kings, Hypocrites, two-faced, exaggerators and fake people can all be found on Facebook!!!
←Rate | 04-12-2010 14:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then they proceed to tell you why it isn't.
←Rate | 04-29-2010 14:29 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon "As we look forward to our tomorrow's, Our brave soldiers are giving theirs today"...
←Rate | 05-29-2010 20:13 by Bandit | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  



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