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Man vs. Wild = MAN WINS!!.....Man vs. Discovery Channel = The Police Win!! I can't wait to watch the Discovery Channel Special of the Hostage Crisis on the Discovery Channel. 
Has once again found why murder should be legal.
The 1960's were when hallucinogenic drugs were really big. And I don't think it's a coincidence that we had the shows then like The Flying Nun.
I was going to post about being paranoid, but I'm afraid that will lead them straight to me!
Ever think about some of the things we say? Exactly how does a person "turn up misssing"?
Dryer broke, microwave works, laundry is now dry.
In the game of Life, everybody is bald and rides with the top down.
says that "I call 'em like I see 'em" loosely translated to "Im a douchebag, deal with it"
Car dealerships greatly over-estimate the allure of tents.
36,000 die every year just from regular flu alone in the US,and we are worried about swine flu with just 150 cases all around the world???They are just diverting your attention from the economy that they are f-ing up every day!!!
a few volts past electrifying.
going to hell...and coming right back Hotter than ever.
If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near forty.
I think experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
"No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office."
The idea is to die young as late as possible
Don't judge me on the choices I have made when you don't know the options I had to choose from.
I sexually identify as a cup of ramen noodles. I’m little, cheap, will leave you unsatisfied and i’m the last resort for many people.
Someone in this world has consumed more mayonnaise than anyone else currently alive and they don’t even know it
If someone finds my voodoo doll please shave its legs! 