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I don't think Chumbawumba is getting back up this time.
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05-03-2012 11:46 by
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Newt Gingrich bows out of Presidential race to focus on being the world's largest high-fructose corn syrup storage silo.
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I like songs that list a lot of things then have a chorus about the end of the world that's on fire as we know it & it's always burning.
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05-03-2012 11:47 by
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Nothing says you're out of shape like getting winded while vacuuming.
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05-15-2012 11:17 by
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The guy who invented "Take Your Child To Work Day" probably forgot to drop his kid off at school on the way to work.
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05-15-2012 11:17 by
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I have a slight cold, so let me know if you need my address to send sympathy cards.
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05-15-2012 11:18 by
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I will be the first rapper to rap about the troubles of programming a spare Garage Door Opener remote.
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05-15-2012 11:20 by
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I think it's pretty awesome to be overweight, because I can usually foil any trapdoor plans
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05-15-2012 11:21 by
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My guidance councilor had a poster in his office of a kitten hanging from a tree that said "You should probably go ahead and kill yourself."
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05-15-2012 11:23 by
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Yes, America's the fattest nation on earth but that means were also the funniest when falling off bicycles.
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05-15-2012 11:24 by
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I've never seen more than 600 dollars worth of cars in a 7-Eleven parking lot.
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05-15-2012 11:25 by
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SCARY BUT TRUE: statistics show that everyone who's ever used a cell phone will die.
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05-25-2012 10:35 by
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How is the show "Deadliest Catch" not about AIDS?
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05-25-2012 10:36 by
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I gave my wife a gluestick instead of chapstick last weekend and she's still not talking to me.
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05-25-2012 10:37 by
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It's depressing to think how much more Dora the Explorer has seen and done in her life compared to mine.
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05-25-2012 10:38 by
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Golf ball sized hail wouldn't be so destructive if we just made golf balls a lot smaller.Do I have to think of everything?!
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05-25-2012 10:38 by
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Considering renting out my services to people who need awkward situations made awkwarder.
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05-31-2012 10:18 by
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Why the outrage over Romney's misspelling of "America?" For gosh sake, his parents didn't know how to spell "Matt."
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05-31-2012 10:19 by
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I would like my Tombstone to read, "He was too Cheap to buy extra lett
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05-31-2012 10:20 by
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Unless you've figured out how to air condition your yard, don't invite me to your June or July outdoor weddings.
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