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Why dont you ever see people standing on corners holding homeless signs when its raining out.....Cause them muther fckers are at home
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08-18-2012 00:09 by
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Might have to break down and start wearing condoms. My crabs were just diagnosed with herpes.
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08-20-2012 23:22 by
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If a car in front of me is driving slow, I move to the side a little so the cars behind me can see I'm not causing the traffic
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08-21-2012 23:42 by
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Pretty sure I know what my GF is getting me for Christmas. When I guessed, "a threesome?" she got all angry like I'd ruined the surprise.
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08-23-2012 11:47 by
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Flip flops are fun because every time you take a step it's like a high-five for your feet.
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08-26-2012 16:10 by
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You can stop lifting weights now; it's actually your personality that nobody likes.
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08-27-2012 00:17 by
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Food stamps are the new “Hey, I finished SOME community college.”
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08-27-2012 00:32 by
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I plan on getting "sidewalk nap" drunk tonight.
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08-29-2012 02:40 by
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Sees you just vacuumed the floor. Opens up a Nature Valley bar.
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08-29-2012 15:03 by
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I decided to get in touch with my feminine side today. I made myself a sandwich.
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08-30-2012 00:54 by
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"BasketBall Wives" = A bunch of ungrateful hoes.
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08-30-2012 01:07 by
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Finally loses virginity. 3 more years left in prison.
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08-30-2012 23:16 by
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I loveee how my iPhone looks without a case but it's too risky......
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08-30-2012 23:27 by
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Creates an imaginary girlfriend. She just wants to be friends.
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09-01-2012 00:21 by
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You had me at let's get divorced.
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09-01-2012 01:01 by
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Between every cigarette that I smoke, I quit smoking.
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09-01-2012 01:26 by
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Highways need 4 lanes per side. A Nascar wannabe, a normal driver, an old people who drive 30 in a 70 and a where the hell am I lane.
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09-01-2012 10:25 by
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Fast way to MESS up someones Knock Knock joke? "It's open."
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09-02-2012 00:49 by
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People Dont even say grace before meals anymore . They just Hold up Their Phones over the Plate , snap a Pic , & Post it on Ins tagram
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09-04-2012 13:41 by
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Democracy comes from the word demos, meaning mob a mob in the street is a demos. Ocracy means rule,ur welcome
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09-08-2012 02:56 by
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