Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   dazed and confused but liking it...

   trying to get your attention with this damn message!

   no Gynecologist but I will have a look

   no longer the statue and now the pigeon

   so gonna tell

   so much cooler online!

   a cereal killer

   just another brick in the wall

   approves this message

   the hottest thing next to the sun

   wishing your network didn't extend to her

   high on life... and glue

   your best kept secret and your biggest mistake.

   fortified with 8 vitamins and minerals

   Trying To Conquer The World

   the reason Santa even has a naughty list!!!!!

   "What do you mean, my birth certificate expired? "

   holding the world for ransom

   on my space trying to Google your you tube

   found Waldo