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funny how it's all white out on the first day of black history month 
Come on PEOPLE!!! Romney DOES not use an Etch-A-Sketch... He "thinks" it's a computer.
Seeing a lot of posts on Facebook and Twitter about dogs being stolen. Are the Koreans stockpiling food before they go to war?
Why do porn sites have a "Share to Facebook" button? Who watches porn and thinks, "You know who'd really enjoy this? My family and friends."
Great Thanks to these doushbags, now I gotta get a background check for a pressure cooker at Sears......
I love screwing with the minds of the foreign tech support guys. “My name is Perry, not Terry. With a P as in Pterodactyl.”
S.O.B.E.R. = Son on a B!tch, EVERTHING's REAL
Only in West Virginia would see a bumper sticker that reads "Proud parent of a nephew"
would call you a tool, but even THEY serve a purpose.
What are a man's three favorite games? Checker, Chess & Poker. (If you didn't get this say it quickly to yourself)
In preparation for 2012, I am building an Ark. I am going to to need two of everything, Two Blonds, Two Brunettes and Two Redheads.
You know it was a good christmas party when the next morning you wake up with tinsel in your ass
just because you take a picture of a lawn chair, make it black and white, and write 'Summer 09' on it doesn't make you an artist.
I believe in taking the bull by the horns. Then I believe in steering it in the direction of whoever is bugging me.
Oh God! Please teach me to appreciate what I have, before time forces me to appreciate what I had
Flavor Flav turns 51 today. He'll spend a quiet day at home, still resting up after a weekend of moving all his clocks forward.
I told my wife I wanted breakfast in bed in the morning. She said go sleep in the kitchen.
it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas...no money, pretty stressed, freezing cold and running nose!
Women never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back
why are women known as sex objects? Everytime you want to have sex, they object!! 