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When I see people outside, smoking in freezing temperatures, it makes me wonder what else I can get them to do.
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01-21-2011 10:08 by
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At the beginning of a relationship, I wonder if women rub their hands together and say "Let the games begin!"
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01-20-2011 17:16 by
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Every day of my life is like an episode of LOST, something crazy always happens and I never have any idea what's going on.
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01-20-2011 17:13 by
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Damn, just about got in a head on collision with some idiot who doesn't know how to text and drive nearly as well as I do.
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01-19-2011 22:16 by
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Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
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01-19-2011 22:14 by
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I had social networking when I was a kid, too. I think back then it was called "outside."
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01-19-2011 14:06 by
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This 'places' thing still scares me a little. It's like saying, "Hey stranger, come find me, look I made it really easy for you."
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01-19-2011 14:03 by
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Now that you really think about it, you've never seen me and Batman in the same room have you?
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01-19-2011 14:00 by
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Who is wise? He that learns from everyone. Who is powerful? He that governs his passions. Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.
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01-19-2011 14:00 by
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If you only remember one thing today, remember this.
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01-19-2011 13:59 by
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I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.
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01-18-2011 18:11 by
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There are two types of people in this world: Those who have a Facebook account and those who shouldn't have a Facebook account.
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01-18-2011 17:47 by
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I wish I could make it illegal for anyone to wake up before 6am.
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01-18-2011 17:46 by
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Impossible is just a fancy way of saying, "No on else has figured out a way to do this yet."
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01-18-2011 17:08 by
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I hate when I fall into the trap of acting like I know something and then get asked follow-up questions.
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01-18-2011 17:04 by
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Screw getting an alarm system. I've seen Home Alone, I know what to do.
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01-17-2011 13:47 by
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I keep trying to avoid trouble but I think it likes me...
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01-16-2011 16:43 by
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The worst part about waking up alone is not having someone to kick out of bed to make me coffee.
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01-16-2011 00:18 by
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An angry mob of nerds can be dangerous. The only thing stopping them from tipping cars is physical ability.
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01-16-2011 00:17 by
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When something bad happens you have three choices. You can either let it define you, let it destroy you, or you can let it strengthen you.
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01-15-2011 19:08 by
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