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I don't take anything you say seriously. You're just an idiot who has internet access.
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01-26-2011 15:41 by
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I've changed the lock on my heart.. So stick the old key up your ass.
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01-26-2011 15:40 by
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Lawsuit claims Taco Bell tacos only 35% real beef. I think I speak for all of us when I say wow that much?
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01-26-2011 15:39 by
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I like being single. I'm always there when I need me.
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01-24-2011 16:22 by
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Any man who laughs at women's clothes has never paid the bill for them.
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01-24-2011 16:18 by
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Nothing makes crazy people happier than having a microphone.
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01-24-2011 16:10 by
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Prank: Get car chalk and write "Just Married" on every car in a Walmart parking lot.
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01-24-2011 16:08 by
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Sometimes I think Facebook is trying to insult me by some of its friend suggestions.
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01-24-2011 16:07 by
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Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're f*cked.
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01-23-2011 21:54 by
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Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that.
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01-23-2011 21:28 by
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I'm training for the Super Bowl. Today's menu: 3 dozen wings, sliders, nachos and beer.
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01-23-2011 15:24 by
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One day I want to be "Let's Just Take My Helicopter" rich.
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01-23-2011 15:23 by
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Let's take turns going crazy. You first.
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01-23-2011 15:21 by
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I need to get out of bed and do something so I can justify taking a nap later.
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01-23-2011 15:19 by
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Take photos of friends with their face squished against glass. Assign to your phone contacts... it'll look like they're trapped inside your phone!
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01-22-2011 21:09 by
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Any relationship before marriage is just training.
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01-22-2011 21:07 by
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You don't find the meaning of life, the meaning of life finds you.
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01-22-2011 21:02 by
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These liberty tax male lady liberty people on the side of the road make me happy I'm not them.
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01-22-2011 21:02 by
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Don't get chased by your past. Your future always catches up.
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01-22-2011 21:01 by
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Nothing makes people happier than when you are wrong and they are right.
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