anonymous Funny Status Messages

   just not that into you.

   Asks .... Why dont they make mouse flavoured cat food?

   met this guy who said he loved children, then I found out he was on parole for it.

   swimming less than 30 minutes after a meal.

   ENGAGED!! ..........in a good cause

   stimulating his package.

   poured his heart out, it evaporated....

   high on life... and glue

   no longer the statue and now the pigeon

   tried snorting coke today, but the ice cubes got stuck in his/her nose!

   Streakers beware: Your end is in sight!

   Martial law is coming. Fight for your freedom. Fight for the right to live. Stop the New World Order.

   going to the dark side...they have candy

   "kid tested, mother approved "

   dispatching her gang of flying monkeys.

   so vein he probably thinks this status is about him

   has 99 problems don't become the 100th one

   rated E for everyone.

   havingtrou blewithhis spacebar.

   fresh out of batteries but still making noise