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   messageicon Used To Be Schizophrenic? But They're OK Now.
←Rate | 08-17-2008 06:43 by Ade Comments (0)  


   messageicon walking on sunshine.
←Rate | 08-18-2008 20:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "so adjective, he verbs nouns"
←Rate | 08-20-2008 10:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering what you're doing on my space again!
←Rate | 08-20-2008 11:19 by God | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Scientifically proven not to induce insanity in chimpanzees
←Rate | 08-20-2008 11:23 by Hugh Fisher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never expecting the unexpected making the unexpected the expected
←Rate | 08-20-2008 23:52 by Kimmy Comments (0)  


   messageicon "going to snap, crackle, and pop your neck"
←Rate | 08-22-2008 14:28 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Training for the next Olympic games
←Rate | 08-22-2008 14:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ENGAGED!! ..........in a good cause
←Rate | 08-22-2008 16:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon just bought another load of laundry at Kohl's..
←Rate | 08-22-2008 16:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering why x is referring to x self in 3rd person
←Rate | 08-22-2008 20:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon still sore from dropping the soap
←Rate | 08-24-2008 21:42 Comments (1)  


   messageicon not suitable for children!!!!!
←Rate | 08-24-2008 21:52 Comments (1)  


   messageicon swimming like a sperm with a purpose!
←Rate | 08-24-2008 21:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if she left the gas on ....and the lighter on
←Rate | 08-25-2008 16:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon in your extended dreams
←Rate | 08-25-2008 18:44 by Map Comments (0)  


   messageicon "something unpredictable , but in the end its right"
←Rate | 08-26-2008 12:25 by Ritz Comments (0)  


   messageicon putting the pro into procrastination
←Rate | 08-26-2008 20:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon free falling!
←Rate | 08-27-2008 00:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon not supposed to be up this late...
←Rate | 08-27-2008 00:27 Comments (0)  



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