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Facebook prank #23: Go in everynight and change your birthday to the next day...then see how long it takes for people to catch on...
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02-03-2011 21:02 by
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Why do I have to bother pushing "one" for English? I'm still going to get someone who can't speak it.
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02-03-2011 21:00 by
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Local news is like Facebook. You get stories you don't care about, some jerk talks about weather and it all ends with pictures of animals doing funny stuff.
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02-01-2011 15:31 by
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I don't care what your gender is. I'm going to call you "dude" either way.
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02-01-2011 15:30 by
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If I call you and you don't answer, I will sing on your voicemail.
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01-31-2011 22:27 by
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Don't dwell on your past, disappointments, or failures, you can't trip on something behind you.
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01-31-2011 22:23 by
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Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't, they'd be married too.
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01-31-2011 11:07 by
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if people were as nice to each other in real life as they were in Facebook comments, think how different the world would be.
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01-31-2011 09:36 by
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Sorry, everyone, it looks like my Facebook account was hacked by vodka last night...
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01-31-2011 09:34 by
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Why is there a show called "When animals attack"? It should be called "When stupid people go near dangerous animals."
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01-30-2011 21:50 by
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I'm having one of those days where when I get home I'm going to lean against the door, and slide down it while dramatically sighing.
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01-28-2011 15:00 by
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Why do bras and batteries come in the same sizes?
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01-28-2011 14:58 by
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I love getting voicemails from my grandma. They usually consist of a pause, then "I don't think he's home."
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01-28-2011 14:57 by
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When you start to believe your own lies is when you know you're getting good at it.
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01-28-2011 14:56 by
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I learn something new everyday. Yesterday I was wise. Today I'm wiser.
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01-28-2011 14:55 by
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I'm the type of person who would spend 20 years becoming a judge, just so ONE person could be all, "You can't judge me!" And I'm like, "Bull$hit."
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01-28-2011 14:54 by
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Lifting the toilet seat AND putting it back down are 2 steps. If women really want equality, they're going to have to take on a step here.
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01-27-2011 23:21 by
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Sitting here with Google open, and now I can't remember what I didn't know.
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01-27-2011 23:18 by
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I stopped listening when you said "No."
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01-27-2011 23:16 by
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When someone tries to impress you, it means they're impressed by you.
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01-26-2011 15:42 by
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