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I guess CVS is going green. Today's receipt for cough drops was only 27 inches long.
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02-10-2011 17:02 by
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I'm not sure about you, but when someone tells me I look familiar, I immediately start to panic.
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02-10-2011 17:01 by
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"I tolerate you better than I do anyone else" is the new "I love you."
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02-10-2011 17:00 by
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Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together. ;)
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02-09-2011 18:55 by
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Insomnia is a glamorous term for 'thoughts you forgot to have in the day.'
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02-09-2011 18:51 by
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Why does every wireless provider say that they have the best, fastest, most covered 4G network? Someone's lying.
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02-07-2011 20:30 by
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When I really like a girl, I take her home to meet my parents so she understands why I can never get married.
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02-07-2011 20:29 by
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It's amazing how quickly I can convince myself that I didn't need to do today the things I needed to do today.
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02-07-2011 16:04 by
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If I ever mess anything up I am just gonna say, "It's not like I sung the national anthem wrong in front of the whole world or something."
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02-07-2011 16:00 by
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Ten bucks says Slash has no idea where he is.
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02-07-2011 15:57 by
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Everything happens for a reason, and that reason is that life is totally random.
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02-07-2011 15:55 by
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You think you know someone, but what you really know is only what they choose to show you.
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02-07-2011 15:54 by
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There are two reasons I would never drink toilet water. Number 1 and number 2.
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02-07-2011 15:53 by
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I think, therefore we have nothing in common.
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02-07-2011 15:51 by
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When a woman asks me how long I can last in bed I tell her it depends on how long someone brings me food and water but probably years.
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02-05-2011 18:37 by
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I miss being the age when I thought I would have my sh!t together by the time I was the age I am now.
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02-05-2011 18:36 by
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I love smiling at random people. Some of them smile back. Some of them get really creeped out, but that makes it worth it.
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02-05-2011 18:35 by
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If people winked in real life as much as they wink in texts, the world would be an extremely creepy place. ;)
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02-03-2011 23:14 by
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I hate it when my inner child talks back to the voices in my head.
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02-03-2011 23:13 by
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This is ridiculous - I have so much work to do this morning that I can barely get on Facebook. My boss is so rude.
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02-03-2011 23:11 by
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