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Life is like photography, we develop from the negatives.
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02-26-2011 16:10 by
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When writing the story of your life... Don't let anyone hold the pen!!!
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02-25-2011 19:33 by
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I've perfected the art of the “You're telling me a story that I don't care about, but I'm trying to look interested” face.
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02-25-2011 19:31 by
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Are you really sorry or are you just Charlie Sheen sorry?
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02-25-2011 19:30 by
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I wish it was my job to sit around laughing at statuses all day. Actually, he is unaware, but that's what my boss is paying me to do anyway.
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02-25-2011 19:28 by
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I cut my commute time in half by changing my car's horn to sound like gunfire.
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02-25-2011 19:27 by
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Some people live upside down. They like to talk out their ass and the only thing that comes out their mouth is sh!t.
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02-25-2011 19:22 by
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If my boss saw how many cool things I post on Facebook in a day, he'd stop saying I'm unproductive.
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02-24-2011 15:28 by
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You don't want to look back on your life and say, "I just made it through."
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02-24-2011 14:58 by
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I just awesomed all over the place.
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02-24-2011 14:57 by
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I think I'm gonna take a hot shower. It's like a normal shower but with me in it.
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02-23-2011 18:37 by
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I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be?" I think people are taking it as a challenge.
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02-23-2011 18:36 by
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How busy can you actually be if you just took the time to change your online status to say so?
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02-23-2011 18:33 by
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All of my passwords are "incorrect" so my computer always tells me if I forget.
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02-23-2011 16:17 by
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I am pretty sure that my cute neighbor thinks that I am a stalker. She wrote it on Facebook, Twitter and in her diary.
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02-23-2011 16:06 by
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My FB account would benefit from a breathalyzer-activated password.
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02-23-2011 14:06 by
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Ever notice how unaware people are of the world around them? No?
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02-23-2011 14:04 by
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Fat women want to be thinner. Thin women want bigger boobs. Big-boobed women want clothes to fit better. And you know what men want? Women.
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02-22-2011 23:38 by
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Sometimes you have to go through hell to get to heaven.
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02-22-2011 19:42 by
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I spend a lot of time wondering what normal people do in my situations.
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02-22-2011 19:33 by
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