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I went shopping at Sam's Club and now I have enough toilet paper to last until 2027.
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05-04-2012 15:54 by
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I don't understand fast food. I've been eating it for years but I seem to be getting slower and slower.
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05-04-2012 15:58 by
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I was counting sheep but those little b@stards started talking to me and now I REALLY can't sleep. Plus, I'm high.
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05-04-2012 16:01 by
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Of course I'm sorry about your problem. Just like the other 1,536 of your friends that keep reading about it. Trust me... we're ALL sorry for reading it!
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05-04-2012 16:02 by
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MC A of the Beastie Boys has died. I wont be able to sleep until the bury him in Brooklyn.
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05-04-2012 16:11 by
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Being right isn't nearly as important as knowing when to shut the hell up.
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05-04-2012 16:13 by
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Since I've started laying crack rocks on top of all my junk nothing had been stolen and everything is organized...
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05-05-2012 22:06 by
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Not everyone can go down in history, but if you play your cards right...You can go down on me.
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05-06-2012 16:20 by
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I just got my pen!s caught in my zipper,,,,,,,,,,, I knew I shouldn't have bought those zip up shoes.
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05-06-2012 16:26 by
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Yesterday was Cinco de Mayo. For many people today is Toileto de Puko
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05-06-2012 16:51 by
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I just got my pen!s caught in my zipper..................... I knew I shouldn't have bought those zip up shoes.
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05-06-2012 21:02 by
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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
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05-06-2012 23:51 by
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Just ran into the ex-girlfriend. She's doing fine ...but my poor car was totaled beyond recognition
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05-06-2012 23:52 by
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Sucks when you find out you have crabs and are allergic to shellfish
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05-07-2012 00:24 by
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I speak 4 languages: English, Profanity, Sarcasm, & Real Sh!t..
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05-07-2012 20:48 by
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New Condom Slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's going to get your paychecks.
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05-07-2012 20:53 by
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I believe in Karma That means I should be able to do bad things to people I don't like and assume they deserved it .
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05-07-2012 20:55 by
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If I gave a sh*t, you'd be the 1st person I'd give it to.
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05-07-2012 20:56 by
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I'll believe almost anything someone tells me in a British accent because they sound really smart when they talk.......
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05-07-2012 21:15 by
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If putting a cup holder, car stereo, car horn, and a patio umbrella on my riding mower is weird, I dont wanna know what normal is.......
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05-07-2012 21:18 by
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