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   messageicon Facebook now lets you put a star on a select group of friends.. JUST LIKE HITLER!
←Rate | 06-08-2012 18:35 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon This old lady dropped a grocery bag leaving the store today. My girlfriend told me "Don't just stand there" .....so I started to point and laugh.
←Rate | 06-30-2012 19:13 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Of course I would die for you honey. Example? Uhhhh.... I would rather jump into an alligator pit and eaten alive, than listen to you B*TCH for another second. How did I do?
←Rate | 11-14-2011 18:42 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think they call it the LIFETIME network because when you are forced to watch one of those stupid shows IT SURE SEEMS LIKE IT.
←Rate | 04-25-2012 14:31 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon OK scientists... Bacon flavored soda... and go
←Rate | 01-30-2013 10:53 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Eve doomed the entire human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?
←Rate | 04-12-2013 10:52 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon My friend told me, "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me." So I hit him with a dictionary on his head - that showed him.
←Rate | 05-30-2013 17:01 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thanks to the economic crisis, bartending got upgraded from a job to a career.
←Rate | 11-18-2012 20:10 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon MC A of the Beastie Boys has died. I wont be able to sleep until the bury him in Brooklyn.
←Rate | 05-04-2012 16:11 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just saw a laundry soap advertisement showing how it can even remove dried up blood stains off of clothing. If you're clothing is covered in dried blood, I'm thinking that's not your biggest problem.
←Rate | 10-28-2012 15:08 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon For the last time people....... I'm not fat! I am just so full of sexy that it over flows... There is a difference!
←Rate | 05-14-2012 05:41 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Beware: Things get pretty messy when you let a Snickers REALLY satisfy you.
←Rate | 08-23-2011 15:38 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I spent the afternoon scanning Facebook profile pics and some of you really need to find Jesus.
←Rate | 04-04-2012 16:19 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Been watching two black guys shake hands for the past 37 minutes.
←Rate | 05-07-2013 23:07 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why WOULDN'T you wear a condom when they got that sh!t called "Kids" goin around?
←Rate | 04-16-2012 21:30 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's a fine line between a 5pm meeting and a hostage situation.
←Rate | 07-19-2011 13:29 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon My doctor prescribed marijuana for my constipation but said if it didn't work after a week to discontinue using it. Basically he told me to poop or get off the pot.
←Rate | 08-02-2012 22:44 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon How to politely answer to an insult: "I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as good as nature did..."
←Rate | 06-04-2013 17:57 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
←Rate | 07-23-2010 07:04 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's important to have a good sense of humor right up until someone jokes about something you care about. Then it's okay to kick their ass!
←Rate | 09-28-2011 15:59 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  



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