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IKEA founder Ingvar Kamprad died. He was 91. Funeral will be held as soon as we figure out how to put his coffin together.
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01-28-2018 09:02
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Facebook needs to make a "Slap you in the face with a dictionary" button
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02-16-2018 04:41
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NBA All Star Game: Fergie sang that National Anthem so bad, Collin Kaepernick stood up and told her not to disrespect the Anthem like that.
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02-18-2018 21:46 by
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This dentist just told me I need a crown, and it's a relief to finally start getting some recognition around here.
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03-08-2018 22:26
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If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it my illegal logging operation is a success.
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03-29-2018 14:08
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At this point, the only guy on the internet that I trust with my personal data is that Nigerian Prince.
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04-13-2018 07:55
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30 seconds into Taylor Swifts new song I started hoping Kanye would interrupt her.
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11-16-2021 15:06
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My children want a cat for Christmas ... Normally I do a turkey but hey, if it can make them happy!
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12-11-2018 21:35
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An easy way to tell people you don't like them is to send them a Xmas card with glitter on it.
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12-18-2018 21:51
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Having a non stick pan with a sticker stuck on it saying non stick pan is one of the reasons I don’t think humans deserve control over earth
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01-09-2019 01:37
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If my dog has taught me anything it's if you're tired just lie down anywhere
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05-05-2019 13:04
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Grandpa: In my day we worked three times as hard. Me: In your day soda contained cocaine.
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06-01-2019 19:22
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Cable guys was just in my neighborhood, asked me what time it was.. I said between 8am-1pm..
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06-24-2019 15:41 by
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Epstein likes his women like he likes his scotch. 12 years old with coke.
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07-13-2019 23:07
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Get rid of the "quality check" section on the Domino's pizza tracker. I know what I'm getting myself into here.
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08-08-2019 06:11
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If you use the term “butt hurt” a lot, no need for the rainbow sticker. We already know.
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11-18-2017 05:19
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I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.
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04-06-2017 09:49
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I wish people in this world would put as much effort into earning respect as they do demanding it.
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07-20-2017 08:41
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The far right and the far left are both extremes and should be condemned equally.
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11-17-2017 05:14
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I stubbed my toe on a chair and became Kanye west for two minutes
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