anonymous Funny Status Messages

   loving and hating facebook -On the downside, it's loaded with sexual predators. On the plus side, it's also loaded with sexual prey.

   amazed at the alarming drop-out rate of sky diving classes

   ? Who the hell is that?

   Something you never hear in the news: "200 killed today when Atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the Agnostic stronghold in the North."

   needing to be kissed. And often. And by someone who knows how.

   ..forget subway..I got your five dollar foot long right here baby...

   laying in the road dressed as a deer

   thought of it before you did.

   didn't go to highschool, he went to school high

   My Love Life is currently like NCAA mens Basketball, Its down to the FINAL FOUR! But My Wife has the homecourt Advantage!

   would like to buy a vowel.

   waiting for Santa to smack me and say ho ho ho

   "going to snap, crackle, and pop your neck"

   "writing this to entertain the losers who take the time to actually read what others ""status"" is"

   stopped to think and forgot to start again

   moderation is overrated....

   works forty hours a week to be this poor

   text from a female: "Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless."

   uɐɔ uɹnʇ ǝɥʇ ǝןoɥʍ pןɹoʍ uʍopısdn

   shaking it like a Polaroid picture.