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   messageicon No good deed goes unposted on social media.
←Rate | 10-09-2020 15:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be the reason why your local woods are haunted
←Rate | 10-13-2020 08:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My dad and I went to a restaurant and the waiter pointed at the QR code on the wall and said “thats our menu” and left and my dad looked at it really close and said “Is this some kind of joke”
←Rate | 10-19-2020 15:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's important to look closely at all the campaign signs. Last election I voted for a real estate agent.
←Rate | 10-23-2020 18:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I take my ibuprofen wrapped in cheese cause why should my dog have all the fun?
←Rate | 10-28-2020 07:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you drop a cookie on the floor and bend down to pick it up does that count as a squat?
←Rate | 10-28-2020 12:54 by moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Telling people "Don't go out and by up all the toilet paper" will cause people to go out and by up all the toilet paper.
←Rate | 11-19-2020 08:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Christmas decorations should come with coupons for couples counseling.
←Rate | 12-01-2020 15:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I had to send a small item back to Amazon, so I put it in a refrigerator sized box and sent it on its way
←Rate | 12-10-2020 12:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon This virus has done what no woman has been able to do. Cancel sports, shut down all bars & keep men at home.
←Rate | 12-28-2020 10:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You ever get a friend request and be like, “Nah, you look like you steal copper”
←Rate | 02-01-2021 06:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 100% sure whoever named the sea lion never saw a land lion
←Rate | 02-17-2021 07:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just put the vaccine inside donuts, ok.
←Rate | 03-15-2021 09:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I organized a threesome last night....there were a couple of no shows, but I still had a good time.
←Rate | 03-15-2021 10:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon i’m at the age where I have to stop myself from throat punching people who say they’re sooo old when they turn 30
←Rate | 03-16-2021 08:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can’t figure out if the neighbour’s baby is fussy or they bought a goat.
←Rate | 03-22-2021 09:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I prefer to think of myself as a "Contemporary Anthropological Interactive Observer" because it has just the right amount of flair. Besides, "stalker" is such an ugly word.
←Rate | 11-29-2018 10:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "did I catch you at a bad time?" "yeah, I'm awake and sober"
←Rate | 12-09-2018 09:32 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alexa, clean up my act!
←Rate | 12-12-2018 06:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's really cold out there folks. If you're heading out to Walmart, please wear two pairs of pajamas.
←Rate | 01-04-2019 15:48 by Bob Comments (0)  



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