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I might get a job cleaning mirrors,its a job I can see myself doing.
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07-29-2018 20:45
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Teach your children and you won't have to raise your grandchildren.
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08-10-2018 16:31
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With the ban on straws what's left to grasp?
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08-17-2018 10:04
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Am I the only one who whispers, “Get a job,” into the baby monitor?
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08-10-2020 08:37
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Do they make a Gas-X for brain farts? Asking for a friend.
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10-13-2020 08:27
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Never blame someone for the road you're on.. It's your own asphalt.
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01-14-2021 07:52
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Last year I won a $50 gift card to Chili's at a Christmas raffle. ...... This year I've decided my Secret Santa gift is going to be a $14.37 gift card to Chili's.
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12-01-2016 12:01
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Did you hear about the boat that sunk on the 5th of May that had all that mayonnaise on it? It was called, Sinko the Mayo.
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05-05-2022 08:57 by
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5000 years of eating bread and now all of a sudden everyone's allergic to gluten? WTF?
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08-02-2017 07:45
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My daughter asked me why I carry a gun inside the house. I told her I was scared of the CIA. She laughed. I laughed. Amazon Echo laughed.
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03-09-2017 04:35 by
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How the hell did we get to the point where the guys who killed Bin Laden are the bad guys and the guys who financed 9/11 are the good guys?
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11-29-2018 15:28
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Thank you to all the Veterans enjoy this day of honor.
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11-11-2017 03:26
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You know the road is in bad shape when you drive to the grocery store and your fitbit registers 1,000 steps.
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11-08-2017 18:30
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Javascript is when your doctor writes you a prescription for more coffee. Everyone knows that.
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11-22-2018 07:46 by
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Today is a sad day. The man who invented autocorrect pissed away in his sleep last night.
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02-03-2019 09:43
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I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles. My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
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06-06-2017 08:25
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to the woman that won the powerball.."What's up baby"...
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08-24-2017 19:26 by
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The problem with this country is that too many people say they want Justice when they really want Revenge.
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07-13-2020 07:03
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Some people choose to be victims in life because it's a lot easier than being a winner.
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06-06-2018 15:33 by
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Crickets are really loud for something that gets eaten by everything
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09-20-2018 12:42 by
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