Tjshome.com
Funny Status Messages
Submit Status
TJ's Blog
Image Filters
Contact US
Funny Status Messages
|
Recent Comments
|
Submit a Status Message
Funny Status Messages
View All Funny Status Messages
Sort:
Recent
|
Oldest
|
Rating
Trump Filter:
ON
|
OFF
Search Messages:
«Prev
«1
106
107
108
109
110
111
112
113
Next»
Most Recent
Page: 110 of 5577
Let's proudly wave our American flags made in China this weekend.
23
3
←Rate |
07-01-2016 16:23
Comments (
1
)
Am I the only one who whispers, “Get a job,” into the baby monitor?
23
3
←Rate |
08-10-2020 08:37
Comments (
0
)
Do they make a Gas-X for brain farts? Asking for a friend.
23
3
←Rate |
10-13-2020 08:27
Comments (
0
)
Never blame someone for the road you're on.. It's your own asphalt.
23
3
←Rate |
01-14-2021 07:52
Comments (
0
)
Breaking News: Viagra shippment stolen... Cops are looking for a gang of hardened criminals.
23
3
←Rate |
04-14-2017 12:51
Comments (
0
)
Me: Do you want to have the best sex of your life tonight? Her: No. Me: Then I'm your guy!
23
3
←Rate |
06-03-2017 20:33
Comments (
0
)
It isn't a successful BBQ until an intoxicated idiot runs face first into a sliding glass door. I'm fine by the way.
23
3
←Rate |
06-12-2017 10:29 by
Zumba Di
Comments (
0
)
The first thing a man looks at in a woman is her heart. The fact that her boobs are in front of it is not men's fault.
23
3
←Rate |
07-10-2017 19:55
Comments (
0
)
Babies are participation trophies for men.
23
3
←Rate |
08-05-2017 11:25 by
Kisstopher707
Comments (
0
)
Last year I won a $50 gift card to Chili's at a Christmas raffle. ...... This year I've decided my Secret Santa gift is going to be a $14.37 gift card to Chili's.
23
3
←Rate |
12-01-2016 12:01
Comments (
0
)
If you think your job is pointless there's a guy in Germany installing Turn Signals on BMWs.
23
3
←Rate |
10-31-2019 19:39
Comments (
0
)
I'm afraid I will get called as a witness at the impeachment hearings....I don't know anything, either.
23
3
←Rate |
11-17-2019 08:12
Comments (
0
)
The National Origami championship is on television tonight. It’s on paper view.
23
3
←Rate |
01-03-2020 20:27
Comments (
0
)
Movie Theater Tip: When you go to a movie the first thing you need to do is pour a drink in the seat in front of you, so nobody can sit there.
23
3
←Rate |
01-24-2020 09:08 by
MDS
Comments (
1
)
I think global warming is real because you hardly see The Penguin on episodes of Batman anymore
23
3
←Rate |
01-28-2020 06:25
Comments (
0
)
I’m really liking this social distancing rule. Can we make this law?
23
3
←Rate |
03-18-2020 08:56 by
Bob
Comments (
0
)
If there’s one thing this lockdown has taught me; it’s that your first breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
23
3
←Rate |
04-09-2020 23:22
Comments (
1
)
When a cashier hands you dollar bills back as change, hold them up to the light like they do when you pay them.
23
3
←Rate |
06-18-2020 08:23
Comments (
0
)
All I’m saying is “curb side pickup” meant something different when I was growing up.
23
3
←Rate |
06-26-2020 09:09
Comments (
0
)
Let’s join our hands together and pray for my husband who very tragically compared me to my mother.
23
3
←Rate |
06-29-2020 10:01
Comments (
0
)
«Prev
«1
106
107
108
109
110
111
112
113
Next»
Most Recent
Submit your own funny facebook status message here:
Name:
Status Message:
X says
X is
X was
X has
X
...
characters left
Read the Rules
Site Links
Home
Funny Status Messages
Status Message Generator
TJ's Blog
About Tjshome
Contact Us
Privacy
© 1999 - 2021 Tjshome.com