anonymous Funny Status Messages

   stimulating his package.

   it turns out, is not a jedi :(

   hosting a naked twister sausage party. $5.00 @ the door. Food stamps accepted as usual!

   wears her sunglasses at night

   quit his job in the helium gas factory today!!, I refuse to be spoken to in that tone

   ʇı puɐ ʇı dılɟ uɐɔ

   ( . )Y( . )

   only shoplifting discount stores, because jail sentences are based on cost of goods stolen.

   totally voting for Pedro

   about to stick a pin in your voodoo doll... brace yourself..

   Give Yourself a Haircut Tip # 1: Don't

   still HOT..it just comes in flashes now

   bringing sexy back... to the store for a refund!

   hasn't met Mr Right yet. But she has met Mr Rude, Mr Cocky and Mr Cheap.

   a blueberry muffin in a basket of bagels.

   optimusly Primed

   walking on sunshine.

   sick and tired of always being sick and tired!

   n. 1: An intelligent individual. 2: One who writes dictionary definitions of himself in an effort to look intelligent.

   pulling up his pants..and saying no to crack