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Click like if you almost cried when Trey said,"Yo Dough...You still got one Brotha left!".
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04-03-2012 18:41 by
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Quit smoking by switching to sunflower seeds. Cured my smoking but now I have a strange desire to shit on newspaper.
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10-19-2011 01:07 by
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Uh-huh...my underwear is!! -my excuse since Kindergarten. #stpattys
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03-17-2014 12:19 by
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Breaking: Denver complaining of contact high...they swear.
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02-02-2014 21:09 by
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My number is #0. Which is good 'cause I'm from [insert home town] and you probably know it already
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11-15-2013 15:20 by
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It's so hot here, gangsters are doing drive bys with squirt guns.
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11-09-2011 23:51 by
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She's trained right when you roll up to pump fuel, and she jumps out to clean the windows.
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04-27-2012 17:35 by
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When I say I have "true grit" right now, I'm not talking about how tough I am. Just that I happend to smile during this dust storm :/
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12-01-2011 14:52 by
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When I'm the designated driver, I want to look cool ordering my drink. So I ask for a Jack and Dr. Pepper hold the Jack.
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03-07-2012 01:17 by
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Dear In and Out Burger, I hate you!! Signed, Someone Who Works Down the Street
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03-29-2012 15:02 by
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...but where I come from, rain is a good thing.
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06-19-2012 11:59 by
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I know I can't be the only one here hitting these ads by mistake trying to go to the next page.
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12-09-2011 16:02 by
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it takes six licks to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop! (with a slight crunch)
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10-20-2010 18:12 by
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To all the merchants trying to make a buck off of Christmas...Go elf yourself!
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12-13-2011 09:53 by
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Where do babies come from? Two teenagers and a six-pack
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10-05-2010 00:41 by
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Am I the only one that thinks some of the Japanese players will be executed? #fifa
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07-05-2015 20:57 by
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Settling in for the night with a glass of orange juice and the Dukes of Hazzard.
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12-28-2011 01:03 by
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Reading the first dozen pages, reminds me of reading something from the 50s...so wholesome.
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04-28-2012 07:35 by
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there anything worse than being on vacation, and your copy of Enter The Dragon won't play because of a scraaaaatch????
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11-21-2013 15:21 by
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Like if you ever had High School friends hook you up that worked at fast food places.
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05-19-2012 00:43 by
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