Dylan Bosch Funny Status Messages

   I Can't find my phone! Could you call it? Oh wait, it was only in my pocket.. haha got you're Number!"

   First 5 people to like this shall receive a hand crafted statue of me wrestling an invisible bear."

   If you dug a hole through the center of the earth and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?"

   Eggnog!.. The only b*tch I'm excited to hear back from after 9 months of absence."

   There is a fine line between being a nice guy and being a little b*tch."

   I live my life with no regrets. I apologize for nothing. I'm sorry but that's just the way it is!"

   there is so many fun things to do at home that alot of people don't really think about doing but would if they were told about it.. Sitting in Hot tub and playing wii at the same time is one of them."

   watched that new gay television soap series called, 'Leave it, it's Beaver!'

   I dont understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens? If I'm trusting you with my money, you should at least trust me with your damn pens!"

   that Smurfs movie looks stupid. I just want to see it, just to see how stupid it is."

   You're Profile Picture had me at Hello... as in Hello, Report/Block, Goodbye that's a Fake Profile B*tch!"

   OMG, you drink near beer? That's like when my sister circled all the Waldo's in my "Where's Waldo Book?" totally worthless and not enjoyable.

   Sometimes I don't know what I'd do w/o Netflix on nights I don't go out to the bars and party.... probably go out to the bars and party."

   thinks it's Hotter Outside then a Las Vegas Sidewalk on the Fourth of July!.."