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Somewhere over the US, there's a drone flying on autopilot.
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10-01-2013 23:29 by
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I've yet to check the status of my Lotto ticket. My biggest fear is that for last five hours here at work, I've put up with unnecessary bull****
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11-06-2013 14:10 by
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I would say that if my coworkers were picking on me they're leaving someone else alone, but these guys are multi-taskers.
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11-08-2013 14:10 by
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Sweet Lord Almighty, thanks to this European Satellite that fell on top of my trailer, I can now cancel Direct Tv
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11-10-2013 17:54 by
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My number is #0. Which is good 'cause I'm from [insert home town] and you probably know it already
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11-15-2013 15:20 by
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It would be a good day if one could afford to even shoot their Ak ;)
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11-16-2013 15:22 by
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This status, is guaranteed not to be on an E Card
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11-17-2013 13:00 by
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It's universal, to point out old skool soda cans and chip bags during classic movies.
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11-17-2013 21:36 by
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Just once, I'd like to look at the ingredients of a bottled water and see the words "Sea Monkeys".
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11-19-2013 14:36 by
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Attention burglars: We may or may not be home. Or maybe we are hunters, waiting for you to get closer for a kill shot
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11-20-2013 20:31 by
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Ever have a dream you just want to write down so you can turn it into a movie? An island with dinosaurs, and a T-Rex. A T-REX!!!!!
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11-21-2013 07:42 by
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there anything worse than being on vacation, and your copy of Enter The Dragon won't play because of a scraaaaatch????
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11-21-2013 15:21 by
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On this night 30 years ago, I found out that wrecking on roller skates while wearing parachute pants was no bueno.
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11-22-2013 16:01 by
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Not judging at all, but if you have a mullet in your commercial, you might want to update your advertising.
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11-25-2013 03:25 by
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After the first of the year, my healthcare plan will be a Band-Aid and a prayer.
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11-25-2013 18:48 by
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I think my pet bird just called me a murderer.
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11-28-2013 22:53 by
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"Toats Mcgoats!!!!!"
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12-03-2013 14:33 by
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Ten minutes left in the workday. This is where I use the restroom, and wash my hands for a long time.
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12-04-2013 18:25 by
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Brrr, today is a good day to double-up on the underwear.
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12-05-2013 11:11 by
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My Supervisor is complaining that he's tired of eating chicken all the time, as I sit here eating a "chicken flavored" cup of noodles.
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12-05-2013 15:48 by
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