anonymous Funny Status Messages

   chillin out maxin' relaxin all cool.

   wondering what humanitarians eat.

   in fact the real slim shady

   in a PBS world with a MTV mind

   wants a hug

   may not be Fred Flintstone but I can still make your bedrock

   tired of following his dreams, he/she is just gonna ask where they are going and hook up with them later

   "somewhere in the land of Oz, picking on a scarecrow. "

   not the empire but I still strike back...

   not doing what Simon says

   What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?

   thinks it's pretty stupid that he can't remove his name from the status box here. I mean what kind of guy speaks of himself in third-person anyway? For real...

   stuck in the moment and he can't get out of it...

   hiding false teeth at the old folks home for the Easter hunt

   Almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met :(

   text from a female: "Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless."

   your best kept secret and your biggest mistake.

   a serial status changer....

   a case of the Mondays when all he wants is a case of beer.

   swimming like a sperm with a purpose!