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   messageicon purposely pouring water on Gremlins
←Rate | 05-08-2008 21:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon drinking beers with his peers
←Rate | 05-10-2008 10:42 by Jaylinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon "going to jail, directly to jail. She is not passing go. She is not collecting $200"
←Rate | 05-10-2008 11:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon out discovering new fears.
←Rate | 05-10-2008 12:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon easier to get into than a community college!
←Rate | 05-11-2008 00:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon chillin out maxin' relaxin all cool.
←Rate | 05-11-2008 11:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon colorblind and trying to solve a rubiks cube... this could take a while
←Rate | 05-12-2008 19:44 Comments (3)  


   messageicon wondering if they make psycho repellent?!
←Rate | 05-13-2008 07:24 by Denice Comments (0)  


   messageicon perfecting secretly sleeping at my desk.
←Rate | 05-13-2008 07:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon profound as a pronoun that verbs today.
←Rate | 05-13-2008 07:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon eating out..at home. ;)
←Rate | 05-13-2008 15:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon still that same great taste just fewer calories
←Rate | 05-13-2008 17:58 by Jaylinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon "not drunk, hes just exhausted from being up all night drinking"
←Rate | 05-13-2008 18:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon waiting for Santa to smack me and say ho ho ho
←Rate | 05-13-2008 18:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon in fact the real slim shady
←Rate | 05-15-2008 07:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon how Stella got her groove back
←Rate | 05-16-2008 13:27 by Mike R Comments (0)  


   messageicon never fully dressed without a smile!
←Rate | 05-16-2008 16:15 by Alliesue Comments (0)  


   messageicon living on the magic island of awesome
←Rate | 05-19-2008 18:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon missing the way things were...where the F is that time machine?
←Rate | 05-21-2008 22:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon glad he crashed the wedding.
←Rate | 05-24-2008 10:43 Comments (0)  



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