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Hey....Admit it, everyone has a little bit of racism in them. When you do laundry, I bet you all separate the colored from the whites......
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11-17-2011 13:11 by
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Doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle -- N. Schwarzkopf
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05-27-2013 12:01 by
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Will be taking part in the looting and anarchy that's sure to come with tonight's government shutdown......
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09-30-2013 18:00 by
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Dear Obama, It's ok..... No one believes in me anymore either. Sincerely, Santa
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12-05-2011 14:43 by
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Pretty sure the founders didn't intend for the 4th of July to be on a Wednesday.Thanks a lot Obama.........
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07-03-2012 16:32 by
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Somewhere, skeletons and secret gays are fighting over closet space...
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04-30-2013 15:34 by
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Maybe the EBT card shutdown is actually a new DIET plan created by Michelle Obama?
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10-12-2013 19:44 by
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I'm hoping for some good job openings I can fill when people leave for the Rapture.
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05-18-2011 13:51 by
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If we eat, we die. If we don't eat, we die. I choose death by chocolate....
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10-22-2013 11:51 by
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In case anyone was wondering.....I'm wearing Hanes by Target, and a black t-shirt by BC Cotton (with a bacon grease stain on it) #redcarpet
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03-02-2014 20:32 by
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Words of wisdom - if you take a bath when you're high on cocaine, make sure you wear a life jacket.......
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03-22-2012 18:04 by
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My Syria plan: Give weapons to both sides. Let them annihilate each other. Smoke a cigar with Benjamin Netanyahu....
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08-31-2013 15:07 by
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I don't Obamaknow and I don't Obamacare......
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09-20-2013 16:27 by
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Weiner's press conference was long and hard, but he finally whipped out his resignation after beating around the bush for a few minutes, effectively penetrating the crux of the situation and bringing the story to an explosive climax...
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06-16-2011 14:44 by
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Wait!! Its Tim Tebow's birthday today and Tom Brady got hurt..... Jesus take the wheel.
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08-14-2013 17:36 by
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Put on clean whitie tighties...Check. What other falling satellite preparations should I be making??.....
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09-23-2011 11:55 by
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The only thing worse than the roll out of Obamacare would be walking around barefoot in a Major League Baseball dugout....
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10-09-2013 20:18 by
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Sometimes I do FB with my 3D glasses on... It's almost like you guys are right here with me!!
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07-24-2015 17:33 by
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Listen. If you're ever asked if you've taken deer antler extract, "No. Never." isn't quite as convincing as "WTF is deer antler extract?"
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01-29-2013 16:25 by
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I would have gone to Clooney's fundraiser for Obama, but I spent my last $40,000 on gas.......
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05-16-2012 01:45 by
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