Nomalungelo Funny Status Messages

   Sometimes I wish I could go back to the days when I was six and my biggest problem was what kind of dress to put on my Barbie's or whether or not I had enough Lego's to build a fort

   Google search the word "BLAP" & have a laugh!!!

   3 girls step on a magic rug that makes you dissapear if you tell a lie. Brunette: I think I'm the prettiest girl in school *poof* Red-head: I think I'm the most popular girl in school *poof* Blonde: I think- *poof*

   I can choose to let it define me, confine me, refine me, outshine me or I can choose to move the f*ck on and leave it behind me.

   Damaged people are dangerous because they know they can survive

   Okay, I've had it with real life, give me my fairy godmother, my prince, and my happily ever after endings.

   • there are two reasons why people change; first : they have learned a lot. second : they've been hurt too much.

   going to spend her cab money on more shots and just get an ambulance home

   Its funny how parents say its their house but when its time to clean it magically becomes my house too

   The love you can't have lasts the longest...feels the strongest...and hurts the most.

   People you may know = People I'm ignoring & already know

   • There is nothing more pleasing than seeing a couple that are always posting sickly messages to each, finally break up on facebook.

   • Here's to our husbands and boyfriends: May they never meet!

   Part of me says I can't keep drinking like this. The other part of me says, "Don't listen to her. She's drunk

   You know you're in South Africa when people talk about robots when they really mean traffic lights.

   I am a leader not a follower so therefore I don't twitter.

   You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something in your life

   Maybe cupid should shoot himself with his own damn arrow then maybe he'd see how much love hurts

   Boyfriend for sale... comes with remote.

   The feelings I used to get when I was in relationships at age 13 were the best, now they're just dreadful