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Why can't we $hit like dogs, I'm tired of wiping my @ss......
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08-17-2015 19:02 by
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Sometimes I do FB with my 3D glasses on... It's almost like you guys are right here with me!!
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07-24-2015 17:33 by
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I blame Subway!! The kids had a better chance of outrunning Jared when he was fat......
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07-07-2015 18:41 by
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Just got kicked out of Subway for asking if I could get a footlong Spicy Italian in my Kids Meal....
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07-07-2015 17:48 by
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I don't care about gay marriage or the confederate flag. I care about Beer.... Is it 5 o'clock yet?
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06-26-2015 15:25 by
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If time is money.... Facebook owes me like...27 billion dollars...
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04-14-2015 19:14 by
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Friday the 13th might be an unlucky day, but when you live in the land of bacon, badasses and bald eagles, every day is a lucky day....... #America
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03-13-2015 09:57 by
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I am getting pretty low on Girl Scout Cookies.... Threat Level: Orange
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02-27-2015 16:43 by
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It's so sad that Leonard Nimoy didn't live long enough to find out what color that dress was.....
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02-27-2015 16:19 by
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Damn it...... I've been eating Thin Mints like crazy and haven't lost a freakin pound?
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02-26-2015 10:35 by
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If global warming gets any worse we're all going to freeze to death!
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02-19-2015 18:49 by
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Report: Buffalo is running out of beer...guys we are basically district 12 from the hunger games...the end is ne
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11-20-2014 19:05 by
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Million Dollar Idea: A restaurant that offers Coke and Pepsi....
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11-17-2014 21:35 by
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MSNBC: quickly moving back to Bridgegate....CNN: quickly moving back to missing airplane.....Fox News: laughing their asses off......
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11-05-2014 16:30 by
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Daylight savings tonight.. Happy extra hour of drinking everyone!!!!
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11-01-2014 19:00 by
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*spills beer on trick-or-treaters* No [hiccup] we're out of Snickers & Fun Dip & [hiccup] No Twix either. You want these seeded grapes or not?
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10-31-2014 19:40 by
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I think the CDC Director needs to resign and let Dr. House save us all from Ebola.....
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10-15-2014 09:38 by
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Breaking News: NFL is going to investigate the Falcons for Domestic Violence against the Bucs...
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09-18-2014 21:41 by
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Hey NFL,solution to your recent problem,start allowing players to hit each other on the field again......
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09-18-2014 14:53 by
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SAFETY REMINDER: If you encounter an NFL Running Back this weekend, Keep your distance and do NOT approach them....
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09-13-2014 12:21 by
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