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I'm so hungry I could eat a Sarah Jessica Parker
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11-27-2010 18:52 by
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the first rule of Sam's Club is that you will not admit that you were stupid enough to go there on Black Friday
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11-27-2010 18:50 by
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did Superfly's family have "jive turkey" yesterday?
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11-26-2010 14:16 by
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you can post the Ten Commandments in the courthouse, if you let us post the statutes regarding child molestation in your church
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11-25-2010 13:26 by
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Deja Fu: I've been kicked in the head like this before...
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11-24-2010 10:22 by
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going thru the airport scan today with a complete spiderman suit under my street clothes
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11-24-2010 10:16 by
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Mr. Peanut's last words: Bye, dear. Back in a Jif.
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11-23-2010 12:47 by
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does anybody actually say "booyah" anymore? I think those letters should be separated and granted restraining orders against each other
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11-23-2010 10:12 by
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I'm a little bit hungry. I could eat a pony
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11-22-2010 17:20 by
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so I guess it's officially ok now, when you use a condom, to refer to it as "the pope hat"
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11-22-2010 17:00 by
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...nice mouth on that Palin kid: I know somebody who needs to buy a new keyboard 'cuz the S, T, F, and you are completely worn out!!
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11-22-2010 11:46 by
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heard on the news that Justin Bieber won like 2 million awards last night but he's only sold 4 CDs. wtf?
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11-22-2010 10:13 by
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not many people know that Albert Einstein had a brother that an evil scientist used to experiment on. His name was FrankEinstein
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11-21-2010 17:21 by
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Michele Bachmann pulls so many bogus statistics out of her ass that she has to spend $200 million a day on Preparation H
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11-21-2010 10:04 by
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San Francisco bans toys in Happy Meals.... Mayor McCheese vows to "Take it to the Supreme Court, if necessary"
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11-20-2010 11:03 by
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wonders if there's an alternative to mistletoe. one that allows punching.
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11-19-2010 11:11 by
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has to go pee. and soon, or it's gonna be a BP
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11-19-2010 10:58 by
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supports the whole Movember concept but thinks it should be changed to Manuary
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11-19-2010 10:43 by
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someday I'll sit down with my grandchildren to watch "Airplane" and they'll say, "I can't believe they used to just let people get on planes"
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11-18-2010 18:10 by
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sometimes I wish I had more asses to tell people to kiss!
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11-18-2010 17:53 by
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