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I HAVE SEEN MORE of tiger woods on facebook today than him on the pga tour in years
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05-29-2017 16:21 by
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i put my phone on plane mode and then it kicked my ass!
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04-25-2017 21:50 by
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ever look at somebodys feet and there toes look like Fritoes
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04-17-2017 20:48 by
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Man I am beat! Feel like I just flew on United
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04-16-2017 09:39 by
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i am starting a go-fund-me page to gave a giraffe a c-section
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04-02-2017 22:04 by
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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE 2 GUYS THAT STOLE A CALENDER ? THEY BOTH GOT 6 MONTHS!!!
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01-06-2017 20:46 by
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i have been upgraded to Santas naughty list Platinum member
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12-18-2016 14:55 by
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I AM SO READY TO KISS 2016 GOODBYE!
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12-17-2016 18:29 by
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Named my daughter after my mother in law. In fact, Passive Aggressive Psycho turns 5 tomorrow
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12-06-2016 19:34 by
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DO YOU THINK BILL CLINTON HAS BEEN HIDING FROM HIS WIFE ALL DAY!
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11-09-2016 17:48 by
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OK WHO NEEDS MOVING BOXES?
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11-09-2016 17:45 by
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voting this year is like picking out what STD do you want!!!!!!! you know is going to burn!
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11-07-2016 17:32 by
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Due to the election I may start a moving co.
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11-06-2016 21:51 by
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Sometimes the wine glass is just a waste of time
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02-25-2016 19:55 by
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i am taking the pit bull and the points in the puppy bowl
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02-03-2016 20:48 by
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I THINK 50 shades of grey is our weather forecast!!!!
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01-16-2016 13:30 by
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Even my dinner tasted like Monday
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01-04-2016 21:04 by
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Whoever blew bubbles as a kid , he is back in town looking for you!
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12-30-2015 21:52 by
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MY GOAL FOR 2016 IS JUST DO LIFE BETTER!
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12-25-2015 19:58 by
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somedays my inner child kinda runs the place
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12-23-2015 20:00 by
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