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Already messed up 2024. Maybe 2025 will be my year.
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01-03-2024 13:52 by
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I have come to the conclusion I will never achieve my dream of being a Soul Train dancer...
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04-29-2022 19:36 by
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Dog the Bounty Hunter says it's not him. Increases reward to a Million dollars.
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10-22-2021 12:12 by
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All these people running around with masks on.... Made in China
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01-31-2020 15:04 by
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You know when Fall season has shown up. Crappy door wreaths everywhere.
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09-22-2018 10:37 by
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If you missed the 3 seasons of McCain's funeral you can now watch it on Netflix.
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09-03-2018 10:39 by
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Don't let Madonna speak at my funeral please...
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08-21-2018 17:32 by
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I took an Ambien and now I hate everyone....
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05-30-2018 20:05 by
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I just put (3) Bit-coins in the car wash and got a 30K wash. :(
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12-05-2017 00:50 by
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President Obama just stepped out of the White House on this Presidents Day and seen his shadow. Looks like we're in for another year of bullshit....
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06-30-2015 13:11 by
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Too bad the Kardashians drove off into a snow ditch and not off a cliff....
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06-30-2015 13:11 by
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anyone else having technical problems on Facebook? Just checking before I call 911...
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08-14-2014 12:00 by
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It is just a fact that some people are not comedians no matter how hard they try
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07-29-2014 12:22 by
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Kim and Kanye get married. Who cares? Ain't nobody got time for that....
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05-24-2014 22:22 by
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Ever have one of those days when you don't give a rats ass only to find that you pleased a rat ?
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05-02-2014 11:42 by
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Duck Commander releases new pen*s shape duck call just in time for the holidays.
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12-19-2013 09:20 by
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I'm sure the sale of duck calls to the gay community will be on the decline...
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12-18-2013 23:36 by
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I am thankful for bean dip. The wife is thankful for air-freshener.
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11-06-2013 00:21 by
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This just enforces the belief that people with mullets should not be raising children.
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08-27-2013 09:01 by
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Just found out my Homeowner's Insurance policy does not have adequate roof coverage that covers Meteors. It never ends.....
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02-15-2013 12:46 by
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