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Trust me, don't get Guinea Pigs. They're a lot of work for relatively little meat.
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06-20-2016 07:24 by
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Maybe she's born with spit. Maybe it's Vaseline.
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05-01-2016 06:45 by
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I had a blind date once, her name was ..::..::.:::::...:::::
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04-10-2016 05:28 by
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One time I exaggerated so hard that I died.
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03-26-2016 06:20 by
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I cannot wait to interrupt Kanye West's eulogy.
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03-26-2016 06:11 by
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I used my removable shower head to wash under my beard, so I get it girls. I get it.
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03-25-2016 15:25 by
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How long is sexual healing supposed to take because I came in this one three times and she's still in a coma.
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03-17-2016 16:32 by
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The one thing about this group of presidential candidates that we can all agree on is that none of them are fuckable.
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02-15-2016 12:53 by
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In 15 years' time a girl with a Brazilian won't mean a neatly trimmed vag, it'll be a head shaped like a rugby ball.
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02-04-2016 14:52 by
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When I'm down to my last bit of weed, I like to take my time and savor the thought of who will be my first stabbing victim.
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02-02-2016 15:41 by
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I think we should line up all the presidential candidates and see which one a dog doesn't bark at. That person should become president.
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01-26-2016 13:49 by
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My kid thinks I'm some kind of wizard because I can start a car by blowing in a tube.
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01-20-2016 05:59 by
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When eating her from behind you know you're doing it correctly if her bhole pinches your nose closed.
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01-03-2016 15:16 by
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Spice things up during family dinners this holiday season by slamming your wine glass down and demanding "What do you people want from me!?"
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12-24-2015 09:23 by
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Lazy is as lazy doesn't.
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12-05-2015 15:14 by
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Never mess with someone who has access to your toothbrush.
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11-17-2015 11:21 by
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I will still be nude when reading Playboy.
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10-13-2015 15:05 by
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Just imagine...with one touch of a button, your 5 year old could upload all your phone's photos to iCloud.
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10-10-2015 08:12 by
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I feel kinda like that guy in Nirvana whom nobody really appreciates. Not Kurt Cobain or Dave Grohl, the other one.
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09-03-2015 17:29 by
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If your girlfriend asks you to role play 'doctors and nurses' in the bedroom, don't diagnose her with down-syndrome. Trust me on this.
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08-16-2015 05:54 by
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