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Microsoft Word! I try and move an image 1mm to the left, but all text and images shift, fonts change, four more pages appear...in the distance, sirens.
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03-03-2020 13:40 by
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Man with Corona virus seeks woman with Lymes disease
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02-20-2020 13:53 by
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My biggest pet peeve is that people expect me to remember their pet peeves. Please don't forget that!
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11-27-2016 14:21 by
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Tonight's Jets/Bills football uniforms resemble my Starbucks cup.
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11-12-2015 21:02 by
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Playboy doesn't show nudes. MTV doesn't play music videos. The Learning Channel makes you dumber. What happened to the world
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10-13-2015 08:59 by
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Playboy is dropping nudes because they're too easy to find on the internet? I had no idea. I only read the internet for the articles.
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10-13-2015 08:57 by
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Okay Christmas, you're on the clock...
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11-28-2014 01:53 by
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Uranus was the first planet discovered with a telescope. I didn't know planets had telescopes...
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10-17-2014 01:30 by
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Tried to kill a mockingbird but it mocked me and almost killed me instead...
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07-29-2014 10:40 by
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The Pope excommunicates Italian Mafia: I wonder who the next pope is gonna be...
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06-23-2014 10:21 by
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I renamed my Ancestry.com file folder to Edit DNA to mess with archaeologists in the future...
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05-23-2014 18:48 by
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Tom has a lot of space. He named his website very accurately.
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05-15-2014 17:44 by
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"I now pronounce you, "husband and what the hell did I just do..."
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09-25-2013 17:19 by
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I read today that 99% of women don't like men in leather pants. That is convenient...because 99% of men in leather pants don't like women.
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04-25-2013 13:14 by
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I find it astonishing I can remember every wordto Wild Wild West by Will Smith, which I haven't heard in 10 years, but can't find my keys
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07-28-2011 23:15 by
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I don't want to brag, but I'm pretty confident I could win a spelling be.
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06-04-2011 07:22 by
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I use my cell phone as backlighting at night when I flip someone off so they can better see my finger.
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05-30-2011 11:51 by
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For those of you who won't be joining us in Heaven tomorrow but going to the other place below, Pauly Shore will be the guest on The View.
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05-20-2011 23:49 by
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Do you remember Sit and Spin? No, not the toy... your early drinking days.
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05-06-2011 14:32 by
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If I blocked you on Facebook, what makes you think I want to talk to you in real life?
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04-28-2011 09:47 by
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