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What does it say for Climate when the NHL ice hockey playoffs are played during the Summer between one team in Florida and the other in the dessert?
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06-11-2023 05:22 by
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Red sox clinch world series. L.A. Dodgers won't have to go to white house. So who's the real winner?
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10-30-2018 22:50 by
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With all the Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas iteam for sale at the sametime in the stores they should call it Hallogivemas sale.
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10-30-2018 00:33 by
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Kids, here's how to get double candy on Halloween. Put on your costume. Then cover it with a sheet. Go to door the first time as ghost. Take sheet off go back again with other costume. Bam double candy. Happy Halloween.
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10-29-2018 16:25 by
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Halloween is like any other day. People pretending to be someone their not.
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10-28-2018 06:56 by
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I'm so old that the only room I can go into and remember why is the bathroom.
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10-23-2018 19:42 by
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. A Hypochondriac is a person who can't leave well enough alone.
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10-22-2018 21:43 by
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When the police shut down the town brothel. There was a sign that read, beat it, this brothel is closed.
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10-22-2018 21:31 by
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Light travels faster then sound. This is why some people appear bright untill you hear them speak.
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10-22-2018 00:25 by
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Why did Adam and Eve have the perfect marriage?..... Because neither one of them had a mother in-law.
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10-15-2018 22:12 by
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The lack of hair is the main cause of baldness.
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10-11-2018 22:07 by
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What do yot get when you slip in water?............ A waterfall.
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10-10-2018 22:55 by
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I'm trying to get my MIL to go ice fishing before the ice get too thick.
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10-09-2018 02:40 by
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I didn't get the president's alert test tex, but I did get a tex, two big macs, fish filet, large fry, large diet coke.
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10-07-2018 17:16 by
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Every time I feel like saying something I shouldn't . I ask my self, what would the president do? Then I go head and say it.
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10-06-2018 06:19 by
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.. HIJKLMNO is the chemical formula for water, right? ...... H to O
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10-05-2018 20:29 by
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... Not all fairy tales start with "Once upon a time." Some start with "If I am elected president."
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10-05-2018 19:42 by
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My girlfriend cured me of my constipation by telling me she thought she was pregnant.
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10-05-2018 18:25 by
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Maybe people would be more concerned about saving the planet if chocolate and coffee were on the endangered list.
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10-05-2018 16:35 by
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Just got my E-Harmony results. They match me with a computer, a chair, and a bottle of lotion.
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10-04-2018 14:33 by
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