Danny Funny Status Messages

   Only 20 Java updates since yesterday??

   The winter days I have to open the car doors with crowbar is the best.

   The best thing about Youtube videos is when they have managed to keep the good VHS quality.

   Wow, you're sweet in long distance! Maybe a long distance relationship could work.

   "Continental Breakfast". What is continental with jam, bread and coffee/tea?

   If you play Justin Bieber backwards you get hidden messages from the devil himself to pull yourself together and listen to something else.

   I think stuffed animals have learned their lesson.

   When I say, "No problem," I mean, "YOU REMEMBER THIS FAVOUR FOREVER."

   has forgotten which sock goes on which foot

   Face it. Tomboys are the sexiest damn girls you'll EVER see.

   I'm not ready to adopt a highway, but a dead end street feels familiar and manageable.

   We all have that one friend that makes us laugh with their stupidity.

   I don't like to think before I speak. I like to be just as surprised as everyone else

   Throwing lamps at people that need to lighten up...

   Every time I consider being healthy, I remember pizza.

   Best Christian pick up line " I was reading the book of numbers and then I realized I did not have yours "

   I looked at you and all I could see was perfection, you looked at me and in your eyes I was a rejection.

   I really think I am gonna get a knock on my front door one day and the person saying "We have ten people in common on Facebook, can I come in ?"

   The most terrifying question a woman can ask a man is: Notice anything different?

   I have come to the conclusion that Google must be female, as she has the answer to everything and Yahoo is a Male , pointless and never works ..