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Did our government only admit to UFO's because we're going to start sending their planets money for aid?
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04-19-2024 10:44 by
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If you see me talking to myself, don't judge us. We're trying to talk ourselves out of doing something stupid.
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04-19-2024 05:54 by
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Did my taxes and discovered I still owe Ukraine $4000.
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04-18-2024 12:54
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I am positive that there isn't life on any other planets ! If there was Trudeau would have sent them money
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04-17-2024 18:15
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I always thought it was "Blew by you"
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04-17-2024 16:35 by
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I’m getting stronger with age. I can now lift $100 worth of groceries with one hand.
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04-15-2024 15:31
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If Joe Biden's economy is so good, why can't those student loans people pay back their own loans?
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04-15-2024 13:19
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When you die people cry and beg for you to come back. But when you do, there's the running and the screaming.
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04-15-2024 08:49 by
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I saw all your OJ jokes yesterday and they absolutely killed me
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04-13-2024 08:21
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Police have confirmed that the man who fell from the roof of the 18th floor night club, was not a bouncer.
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04-13-2024 04:52 by
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I had a babysitter and she didnt watch me and I stick a pencil up my nose
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04-12-2024 12:09
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In an Ironically turn of events, Ford recalled 43,000 white Ford Broncos yesterday. OK I made up the white part.
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04-12-2024 08:40
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When I'm behind a slow car I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see it isn't my fault.
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04-12-2024 05:59 by
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Instead of a coffin, OJ will be buried in a white Ford Bronco, wearing black leather gloves.
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04-11-2024 12:54 by
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Wanna make a car dealer uncomfortable? Just say, "Tell me if you can hear this". Then get in the trunk and start screaming.
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04-11-2024 06:00 by
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I was watching Family Feud. I can't believe they've found that many black families with a dad.
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04-11-2024 04:44
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I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer... THEN IT HIT ME.
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04-10-2024 05:58 by
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Romans after the eclipse… Veni, vidi, nōn vidi!
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04-08-2024 21:03
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Four pair of solar eclipse glasses for sale. Just used for just a few minutes. 1/2 price. 😎
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04-08-2024 19:31 by
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I don't know what to make for my dinner. In the refrigerator I have two all-beef patties and some special sauce, but I can't think of any other ingredients that I could add to these.
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04-08-2024 18:46
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