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   messageicon My MIL would invite her self to have dinner with my husband and me. Tired of this, one time after dinner I put the dishies on the floor and let the dog lick them clean in front of her. Then put them back into the cabinet. We now have MIL free dinners.
←Rate | 11-15-2018 05:13 by Ha.ha Comments (0)  

   messageicon My neighbor kept stealing my paper. So I let my dog poop on a old one. I neatly folded that paper . Got up early and switch the real paper with the one with the poop. My neighbor no longer steals my paper.
←Rate | 11-14-2018 23:33 Comments (0)  

   messageicon What is the defference between a dollar and a half and thirty five cents ?
←Rate | 11-14-2018 22:13 by Brain.teaser Comments (1)  

   messageicon The Porn lawyer needs a lawyer,
←Rate | 11-14-2018 20:45 Comments (0)  

   messageicon it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister ?
←Rate | 11-14-2018 19:01 by Brain.teaser Comments (3)  

   messageicon . Since when do you need a ID to buy a box of cereal ?
←Rate | 11-14-2018 18:45 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ever been so drunk you ate a frozen burrito?
←Rate | 11-14-2018 17:57 Comments (0)  

   messageicon What was the presidents name in 1980 ?
←Rate | 11-14-2018 17:11 by Brain.teaser Comments (6)  

   messageicon What word does not belong in the following list. stop, cop, mop, chop, prop, shop, or crop ?
←Rate | 11-14-2018 14:49 by Brain.teaser Comments (3)  

   messageicon Are self driving cars the brothel of the future?
←Rate | 11-14-2018 13:41 Comments (0)  

   messageicon In Florida we get "I'm still voting" stickers.
←Rate | 11-14-2018 13:29 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Can anyone think of a super erotic, dirty, nasty stripper name for me? I'm thinking 'Melania' is the best one.
←Rate | 11-14-2018 12:59 Comments (0)  

   messageicon How do you tell someone you love them without them making it weird that you're under their bed
←Rate | 11-14-2018 11:48 Comments (1)  

   messageicon If people would just give ugly people a chance and date them too, catfishing wouldn't be a thing.
←Rate | 11-14-2018 11:44 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sorry you brought logic to a wife fight
←Rate | 11-14-2018 11:35 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Wednesday, Tom and Joe had dinner at a restaurdnt. When they were done, they paid for their dinner and left. But Tom and Joe bidn't pay for their dinner. Who did ?
←Rate | 11-14-2018 10:28 by Brain.teaser Comments (8)  

   messageicon Good news for insomniacs! Only 2 more sleeps to Christmas!
←Rate | 11-14-2018 06:29 by Truman Comments (0)  

   messageicon So am I the only one who has a automatic spell checker on facebook, or am I his only friend?
←Rate | 11-14-2018 01:20 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Two fathers and two sons went to a ball game. But the only had 3 tickets. why did they only needed 3 tickets?
←Rate | 11-14-2018 00:05 by Brain.teaser Comments (4)  

   messageicon A popcorn and soda cost $11.00 together. The popcorn cost $10.00 more than the soda. How much does the soda cost ?
←Rate | 11-13-2018 20:41 by Brain.teaser Comments (19)  


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