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   messageicon The Tick Tock clock is ticking.
←Rate | 03-17-2024 08:27 by GG Comments (0)  


   messageicon I worked out with a dumbell yesterday I FEEL VIGOROUS
←Rate | 03-17-2024 02:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 2nd birthday, fun, energetic
←Rate | 03-16-2024 14:22 by Krishiv Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you take a social media sabbatical, don't announce it. Just make your last post something fun like "I wonder if there's a bear in this cave?"
←Rate | 03-16-2024 07:13 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just got home from Oklahoma. It was OK.
←Rate | 03-14-2024 18:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Customer service in 2024: "I don't know the answer and neither does anybody else. I suggest that you call back another time. Now before I let you go, is there anything else I can help you with?"
←Rate | 03-14-2024 15:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Marriage tip: If your wife says she's only getting two things at the store, don't believe her. She's lying!
←Rate | 03-14-2024 10:33 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good Day @everyone. our College Orientation & Research Symposium will be re schedule
←Rate | 03-14-2024 00:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb? No one knows. They never get to keep the house.
←Rate | 03-13-2024 09:57 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got into a debate with a Flat Earther today . He said he would walk to the edge to prove he's right.... I told him he'd come around eventually.
←Rate | 03-11-2024 16:26 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon My class essay on internal organs was too short. So I added an appendix.
←Rate | 03-11-2024 06:03 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tonight is the best night of the year to have relations with the old lady…you can set performance records if you start at 1:58 am🤪
←Rate | 03-09-2024 14:32 by Donnywang Comments (0)  


   messageicon All my post were removed, because someone took A Fence
←Rate | 03-09-2024 12:58 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm already losing an hour on Sunday for daylight savings time. No way in hell am I losing more by watching the Oscars!
←Rate | 03-08-2024 20:47 by @ttmichael09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon This Sunday, Daylight Saving Time begins. We don't save any daylight. It gets stolen from the morning and is given to the evening. Daylight Stealing Time.
←Rate | 03-08-2024 18:27 by Mickey-F Comments (0)  


   messageicon Somebody ripped a page out of my new 2024 calendar! I'm disMayed!
←Rate | 03-08-2024 11:13 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was a kid, before Facebook, I remember when taking the time out and having to stare at a wall was considered a punishment.
←Rate | 03-07-2024 21:36 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anyone else buy bananas that are not only a great source of fiber and vitamins but can also help maintain a healthy heart just to watch them die a slow and miserable death sitting on your counter?
←Rate | 03-07-2024 21:31 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm thinking about taking up Meditation. It's better than sitting around doing nothing.
←Rate | 03-07-2024 16:00 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Told my Cat I was going to teach him English today....He looked up and said... Me? How?
←Rate | 03-06-2024 19:42 by MWC Comments (0)  


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