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forecast for tonight? Alcohol, low standards, and poor decisions.
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12-03-2011 19:53 by
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Beyonce might be hot but underneath all that hair there will always be a little rubber band ball of nap.
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12-04-2011 19:35 by
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this chick 'Beyonce' lost her phone today She said its on silent. I was like, "If you liked it then you shouldve put a ring on it!"
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12-05-2011 18:02 by
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I can hear my loving wife and kids scream at each other about who got chocolate on our couch while I try to hang myself in the bedroom.
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12-05-2011 20:43 by
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WhitePeopleGoogleSearches How do I find my stolen iPhone BlackPeopleGoogleSearches How do I unlock the iPhone I just found..
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12-05-2011 20:58 by
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(o・_・)ノ”(ノ_<。) I hate you -__- ?30secs later (っ˘з(˘.˘ )♥ Bipolar Love
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12-06-2011 00:50 by
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(-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (O_o) (-_-) (-_-) <-- Me & my boys. Don't talk to Bob, he's on Ecstasy"
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12-06-2011 01:12 by
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Using your phone very strategically when it hits "Low Battery."
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12-06-2011 10:16 by
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LOOK LEFT ------------------------> you failed.
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12-06-2011 15:55 by
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White parents: "Tommy, go in timeout Kid: NO mommy, YOU get in timeout. Black parents: Get ur ass in ur room before I punch you in the throat!
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12-06-2011 23:35 by
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When men give women roses they expect Tulips in return.
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12-07-2011 13:05 by
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Who else still thinks they have super powers, but they just don't know how to activate them yet?
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12-07-2011 21:17 by
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If the person is ugly , you call them a stalker. If the person is goodlooking, you call them a secret admirer.
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12-07-2011 21:35 by
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If you turn on tennis and shut your eyes it sounds like a porno
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12-08-2011 10:55 by
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took you to dinner,a movie,then for drinks,get back to your house then tell me you have your period (・_・)ノ”(ノ_<)
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12-08-2011 11:12 by
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Who else thinks their ringtone is the best, but when you're in public and it rings, it's the most embarrassing moment of your life?
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12-08-2011 11:13 by
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NBA = Nlggas Balling Again
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12-09-2011 10:01 by
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Big girls take photos from the neck up.
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12-10-2011 18:27 by
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I keep a baseball bat under the bed just in case someone breaks in and throws a ball at me..
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12-11-2011 00:18 by
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I went to a Muslim strip club last night, everyone was shouting "SHOW US YER FACE"
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12-11-2011 00:30 by
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