TJ Funny Status Messages

   lol at this persons profile http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363

   Breaking news: Facebook website is down for most users. Twitter will soon follow as it is overwhelmed by tweets asking "Is facebook down?"

   If you're not living on the edge you're taking too much space

   "not for everyone. Clinical tests show that X may cause nausea, fatigue, and kidney or liver problems. Ask your doctor if X is right for you."

   engineering the electricals.

   I'm filing my first joint return. No, I'm not getting married, I'm sending the IRS an actual joint with a note that says, 'If you think I'm paying for this war, you must be high.'" --Bill Maher

   gathering rocks to throw at you

   coming to theater near you.

   "never on schedule, but always on time."

   not wearing pants.

   a disaster waiting to happen.

   hiding under your bed.

   "in your Facebook account, deleting your friends"

   trapped in the Facebook status message textbox; send help!

   fighting ninja's.

   bringing sexy back.

   not the droid you're looking for.

   "in another castle, sorry Mario."

   kind of a big deal.

   taking over the world