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Education is important, but opening the pubs is importanter.
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05-13-2020 13:00 by
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I'm pretty sure the hotel receptionist was checking me out!
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01-19-2019 16:01 by
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Some guy knocked on my door earlier today and said, "I have a parcel for your next door neighbour." I replied, "You've got the wrong house then mate."
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01-29-2018 12:46 by
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"You the bomb" "No, you the bomb" - A compliment in America. An argument in the middle east.
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12-29-2017 01:49 by
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I took my ex out last night, it only took one punch! :)
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01-28-2017 14:02 by
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Why is it whenever I open a can of evaporated milk, it's still there?
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05-25-2013 03:34 by
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I booked a nice table for two, then she tells me she doesn't like snooker, wtf?
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02-14-2013 04:23 by
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According to my Nike Fuelband, I've just masturbated for 4 miles.
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12-31-2012 11:47 by
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12.12.12 - It's a good day to test a microphone :)
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12-12-2012 02:29 by
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Lazy Fact #12983789127489: You were too lazy to read that number .
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06-09-2012 00:53 by
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I tried to share a kebab with a homeless guy I saw sitting on a bench last night. He told me to f*ck off and buy my own.
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04-11-2012 21:41 by
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Today, A 12 year-old came up to me and said "May I please have a cigarette?". I can't believe kids this age are already so polite.
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03-11-2012 16:02 by
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Rupert Murdoch is said to be deeply touched by the messages from family and friends left on Whitney Houstons phone.
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02-13-2012 02:41 by
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I just killed a spider with my shoe. I don't care how big spiders are but no one steals my f*cking shoes!
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11-23-2011 04:43 by
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Just bought the wife a solar powered vibrator, seeing as the sun shines out of her arse it should save me a fortune on batteries.
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09-16-2011 07:19 by
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Amy Winehouse Making the recession worse for drug dealers since 2011
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07-23-2011 13:47 by
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Just a kind thought to all those born on February 29th: You've only got 1 year left to plan your birthday party :D
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02-28-2011 20:54 by
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A council estate in Liverpool was recently closed due to the discovery of an unidentified object. After 8 hours of scientific testing it turned out to be a payslip.
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02-16-2011 03:16 by
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I was asked to contribute money to help solve the civil unrest in Egypt, but I suspect it's some sort of pyramid scheme.
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02-06-2011 06:26 by
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"Don't worry, there's plenty more fish in the sea!" - Err, who the hell would want to date a fish? O.o
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02-06-2011 05:20 by
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