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   messageicon 890 then bye bye. 571 MAGA not happen yet. 84 blue wave
←Rate | 08-14-2018 14:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Russian nation anthem has made it to the top 10 Billboards chart throughout the USA.
←Rate | 08-14-2018 12:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't care about a politician's tax returns or birth certificates. What I want to see is their IQ test.
←Rate | 08-14-2018 11:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's not the constant thought or fear of death that keeps me awake at night. It's usually grandma's Jalapeno flavored meatloaf!
←Rate | 08-14-2018 06:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It took me a minute to realize that a 71 year old man, in control of the most powerful country on Earth, actually sounds like a teenage girl texting bad things about an ex-friend...sad!
←Rate | 08-14-2018 01:29 Comments (6)  


   messageicon 8/14 birthdays Magic Johnson 58 Steve Martin 72
←Rate | 08-13-2018 23:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If meterorologist are people who studies the weather. Are people who study meteors weatherologist?
←Rate | 08-13-2018 21:49 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon 8/14 Today is Creamsicle day, so enjoy one.
←Rate | 08-13-2018 21:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon (8/13/18) Blue wave in 85 days
←Rate | 08-13-2018 19:06 Comments (3)  


   messageicon I'm so fat when I got on the scale it said, I need your weight not your phone number.
←Rate | 08-13-2018 14:58 by Hahaha!DieOfCancer!Hahaha! Comments (3)  


   messageicon No need to thank me for accepting your friend request. We'll both regret it soon enough.
←Rate | 08-13-2018 13:20 by Reuben Comments (0)  


   messageicon Her: How deep is your love? Me: 8 inches. 3 if you actually have a ruler with you.
←Rate | 08-13-2018 13:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ego and Super-ego walk into a bar. Bartender says "Sorry, Guys, I'm gonna need to see some ID."
←Rate | 08-13-2018 06:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 8/13 Happy International left handers day
←Rate | 08-13-2018 06:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 8/13 Only 133 shopping days till Christmas
←Rate | 08-13-2018 02:44 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Where do I sign up for the Space Force? I've heard "not if you were the last guy on Earth" so space is still hopeful
←Rate | 08-12-2018 23:31 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not immauture....... I just know how to have fun.
←Rate | 08-12-2018 20:31 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon I plead alignment to the flag that was made in China.
←Rate | 08-12-2018 17:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate the southern states. They really have to outlaw inbreeding. It's getting ridiculous over there.
←Rate | 08-12-2018 16:38 by JohnQ Comments (1)  


   messageicon I find you're total lack of ambition is inspiring.
←Rate | 08-12-2018 01:30 by Jake Comments (0)  


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