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   messageicon waiting for the "hot now" sign to light up at the Krispy Kreme shop..
←Rate | 10-14-2009 15:05 by mommy22699 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon a goal without a plan is just a wish.
←Rate | 10-16-2009 00:59 by mommy22699 Comments (0)  


   messageicon true friends stab you in the front.
←Rate | 10-16-2009 00:58 by mommy22699 Comments (0)  


   messageicon stuck in the red twisty tube at chuck e cheese....being poked at and laughed at by brats!
←Rate | 10-14-2009 08:44 by mommy22699 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Reality Check bounced.
←Rate | 10-19-2009 02:40 by mommy22699 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
←Rate | 10-19-2009 02:37 by mommy22699 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶*´¨`* That's me granting you a wish. Simply comment your wish below and poof...you got it! LOL....
←Rate | 10-18-2009 17:30 by mommy22699 Comments (0)  


   messageicon my husband said he wanted me to tease him, so I said "Alright, fatty." I guess that's not what he meant. :(
←Rate | 10-19-2009 02:30 by mommy22699 Comments (0)  


   messageicon insists that EL Cucuy lives in her closet!
←Rate | 10-18-2009 17:22 by mommy22699 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders if Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
←Rate | 10-19-2009 02:36 by mommy22699 Comments (0)  


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