bfinest Funny Status Messages

   Not everyone that comes into your life needs to stay there.

   The ONLY reason I haven't unfriended you yet is because you have huge boobs and I have a feeling that I would miss seeing them.

   Halloween on Humpday......I like where this is going.

   Actually, I can believe it's not butter...

   Stacy's Mom-The Music video that lead an entire generation into masturbation.

   Just got through watching ''Black Swan".Thought it was a movie about nature turned out to be a softcore Porno.

   I think some people just shouldn't be allowed reproduce because of their IQ level.

   I'm hungry .......I really need to hire a wife.

   Marriage is for men who miss staying with their parents.

   Just watched a clip of Jersey Shore... Now my eye's have chlamydia.

   Women are actually the biggest A$$holes.First they call you a ''Player" if you speak to other women then if you don't you're not a 'challenge and they call you "boring''.

   it me or does the pope look like a super villian?

   Being a nice guy wasn't working for me so I converted to douche bagism.

   Sasha Gray,Bree Olsen,Lisa Ann,Lela Star,Mone Devine,Jasmine Byrne,Liz Vicious,Jade Marcella,Lavish Styles,Sky Lopez and Little Lupe......If all those names sound familiar to you I have news for you.

   Terrible 2's->sweet 16->slutty 18-> Alcoholic 21

   I usually dodge becoming a third wheel by saying "I have the Flu''.

   Fact:There will never be a movie or book called '' ''Think'' Like a Woman".

   it just me, or are women really negative? It's always "No, no, no!" with them.

   If you're not getting laid then bragging about being single and not in a relationship is pretty fckuing pointless.

   Yesterday someone gave me a piece of "humble pie''.....Mine tastes better.