Pat G Funny Status Messages

   Barely 24 hours left to be nice, then its naughty naughties all over again

   There is only one perfect wife in the world,,,,,and every neighbor has it !

   Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? Its a formality..... Just like two boxers shaking hands before the bloody fight begins....!

   I beleive we should all pay our taxes with a smile. I tried................ but they wanted cash !

   Out with the Old, in with the New.......not you Honey.....I meant the year.....had enough of 2011......:)

   Before I drink too much..and you get all sh#t faced too and unable to comprehend simple texts or posts... Wishing you. a Sparkling NEW YEAR-