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   messageicon Some people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face.
←Rate | 11-15-2010 20:02 by Liz Comments (0)  


   messageicon You hate me? I didn't even know you existed.
←Rate | 11-05-2010 15:42 by Liz Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's a fine line between looking tan and looking like you rolled in a bag of Doritos.
←Rate | 11-05-2010 15:30 by Liz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear complicated life decisions: be easier.
←Rate | 11-05-2010 15:38 by Liz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alcohol does NOT make you fat...it makes you lean...against tables,chairs,walls, floors and ....Ugly people!!!
←Rate | 11-15-2010 20:04 by Liz Comments (0)  


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